It has been called many names, some worthier than others. Whatever you call it, though, Chicago's 3rd biggest snow storm on record (21 inches in 24 hours) closed school for two days and gave Jenny and me enough time to catch up on some important matters: we learned an enthralling new card game from Kimball and Liz; we caught up on our Netflix instant play queue; we read about the Midwestern lumber trade (me) and uterine fibroids (Jenny). More important, we have had time to update our embarrassingly outdated blog.
The last 9 months (since April in Reedsburg - the last blog posting) have been packed for Jenny and me. In our breaks from work and school we have spent time with friends at home, in Chicago, and elsewhere. I have unloaded my memory card below. The images capture some of the good times we've had since April 2010.
In May, we went to Madison with friends. I ran my first marathon, and we all enjoyed the festivities, including the worlds largest "Bratfest" (as in bratwurst). Aside from great dogs, there were 6 stages of music, and iconic Wisconsin Walrus mustaches.
(Jenny is in front of the Crown Fountain at Millennium Park. The artist, from Barcelona, gathered videos of the faces of 1000 Chicagoans, representing the demographics of the City. The faces include no celebrities, and filter through randomly. After about 5 minutes on screen, the face puckers its lips and "spits" water out onto the crowd)
At night we walked through downtown, and enjoyed the views along the Chicago River. The Wrigley Building is always good for a picture.
This is unfortunate because, while we enjoyed our game of miniature golf at the mall, Minneapolis and St. Paul had a lot more to offer. Specifically, we enjoyed eating lunch at Punch Pizza, and walking along Summit Avenue from F. Scott Fitzgerald's house, past rows of mansions, to the Cathedral of St. Paul, which was spectacular. We finished the day off with ice cream at the Grand Ole Creamery. It sounds tacky, but it got a 4.5 star review on Yelp, and we were not disappointed. I didn't anticipate that we would have so much fun in the Twin Cities. We will be back.
Views from the kayak

Other summer visitors included my parents (Mom again, Dad for the first time), and my sister Camille and her family. We had a great time with all visitors, especially those who, as bedtime approached, created a "Bear Cave" under our kitchen table (I should probably clarify that this was my niece, not my Dad).
My summer co-workers arranged an afternoon of kayaking down the Chicago River. As recently as a decade ago, the river was unfit for such activities. And, while I admit that I don't envy the guy who fell in during our trip, it seems that the water is getting cleaned up, and will soon be swimmable, if not potable.
In October, Matt and Erin Anderson, Mitch and Sarah Henriod, and Braden Parker came to town to run the Chicago Marathon. We all had a great time.
My co-workers decided to compete in our office Halloween costume contest. Our team theme was the Great Lakes Watershed. I dressed as a sailboat - the S.S. Spendlove - complete with a boom and the Jolly Roger.
The Notre Dame team walking from pre-game mass to the stadium;
the band;
the festivities around campus;
and the game itself, with Touchdown Jesus looking on.
Back in Chicago, the Garfield Park Conservatory offered respite from the unfriendly weather.



After the Garfield Park Conservatory, I made my way to Ukrainian Village, to see the impressive Eastern European architecture and get some lunch. I made a poor decision and went with a Ukrainian buffet. I should have second guessed it when I was the only one in the restaurant who wasn't getting paid to be there. Alas, I stayed and sampled ground meats, cold borscht, and cheese blintz. I promised myself that I would give Ukrainian cuisine a second chance...someday.
On Thanksgiving, Jenny got work off at the last minute, and we had dinner at a Brazilian churrascaria. It was different than any thanksgiving I've had before (including two thanksgivings in Brazil), but I'm not complaining. This was a fast before you feast endeavor, and I was eager to get my money's worth. I made Jenny promise that she would stay attracted to me during the meal, despite my alimental binge.
We spent much of December at home with family. I believe that time has been well documented on other blogs, and unfortunately I have no photos of that time period. Highlights include: Spending time with family at the cabin; winning the elusive $100 bill at Grandma Shirley's Christmas-Eve bingo party; going to Music and the Spoken Word with my sister Lisa; going to St. George and Las Vegas with family; hanging out and playing basketball with friends.
Last Summer, Jenny and I went to a presentation for a rather shady time share company. For our time, we were given a certificate that we could redeem for two flights to Miami and a cruise - we "just had to pay the taxes". After a lengthy process that included dozens of phone calls, contortionist scheduling flexibility, and a refusal to be defrauded, we secured a relaxing trip to the Bahamas.
Our flight, which the company arranged, left at night from Milwaukee, which is about 100 miles from our apartment (Midway Airport is about 6 miles from our apartment and has more daily flights to the Miami area). The only way to look at this situation was: who wouldn't want to spend a day in Milwaukee in January? So, we found a number of fun things to do, including a walk through Milwaukee's Third Ward and public market, lunch at a pretty cool soup house, and an afternoon at the Harley Davidson Museum, which turned out to be awesome.
The Museum had patches from every H.O.G. (Harley Owner's Group) chapter in the world. I was surprised at some of the chapter locations: Kuwait...
...and Gila Valley, Arizona, where my Grandma Calder grew up. I'm not certain, but my guess is that Grandma was never a full member of the Gila Valley chapter.
The oldest Harley in the world. The company was founded in 1903, and the original "chains" were just straps of leather that created friction with the leather wrapped around the wheel. The Museum takes visitors through the development of more sophisticated Harley engines, marketing efforts, and trials that the company faced.
Early Harleys.
During the art deco period (of the 30s-40s?), when research dollars were tight, Harley distinguished its bikes not with new designs, but with new colors and aesthetic features. This wall shows many of the color combinations on Harley gas tanks.
The storage room which houses many of the hundreds of bikes that are rotated onto the showroom floor.

The museum has a room where you can climb onto your favorite bikes:
We flew down to Ft. Lauderdale uneventfully and slept at an America's Best Inn - one of the "more affordable" sleeping options in town. Our Ethiopian taxi driver's comment as we pulled up to the hotel was informative: "They say America's Best...I don't know what they mean by 'best.'"
Despite our lackluster sleeping arrangements on night 1 (I was tempted to sleep with all of my clothes on), we had a great time for the rest of the trip. In Nassau, we knew that it would be difficult to find "wholesome" activities in town that were also affordable (Powerboating was outside of our budget). So, after a little research, we rented a car and drove to an organic farm on the back of the island.
Jenny and I parked our car and walked for about a mile along the beach, passing an extended family and their kids.

I was surprised by how empty the whole beach was. There was an interesting mix of volcanic rock and sand along the beach.


Near the beach, we found some ruins that apparently date back to the 18th or 19th century.
We also built our own castle.
After 3 days on a boat that was a little more carnal than what I'm used to, we were ready to disembark. We rented a car and drove out to the Everglades on the Gulf of Mexico. We joined a 6-person boat tour of the area, and saw birds catching fish, building nests, and swimming underwater.

We quietly drifted into a mangrove forest, looking for alligators and other animals. All we saw were mangroves. It was still pretty cool.

Back in Chicago, we had a sushi night with friends. Kenny and Emelie Young grew up in Japan, and Kenny went on his mission to Japan. We pinched homemade potstickers and experimented with various ingredients to make sushi rolls.


Last weekend, Chicago hosted a snowcarving competition, with teams coming from as far away as Holland, China, and Ekaterinburg, Russia. The Russian team looked distinctively Russian, and they took the event seriously - all wearing the same outfit. My favorite sculptures included:
Medusa
A Native American Chief

An "Hommage a DuChamp"
Eels and corral
and Bernini's Obelisk.
The storm that canceled school for a couple of days, and gave me time to reflect on all the fun times of 2010 and early 2011 is documented below.
The street outside our apartment. You know it's a bad thing when the snowplow is stuck.
I know that, in Utah, 21 inches is just 21 inches. The problem here is that, along with 21 inches of snow, you get the wind and the cold. The wind builds huge snowbanks in inconvenient places that literally bury cars and trucks.
A crash during rush hour, together with the snow and ice blocked much of the northbound traffic on Lake Shore Drive, the backbone of the City. It was estimated that as many as 900 cars were stranded on Lake Shore Dr. Some people slept in their cars. Others slept on city buses. People had to be rescued by the fire department. It got nasty, and it's still nasty. This is just one of the cars that got stuck.
Jenny and Liz are falling off the median into the northbound lanes of Lake Shore Dr. You'll notice that there is several feet of snow covering the lanes. The street was completely closed for 36 hours.


Lake Michigan was completely frozen and covered with snow. There were moments when it looked like another planet.
Again, northbound Lake Shore Dr. is completely closed. One lane of southbound Lake Shore Dr. is open to emergency vehicles. The car is stuck. The Sears (or Willis) Tower is in the background.
On top of the pedestrian bridge over Lake Shore Dr.
We spent our 2 snow days inside. As I mentioned, a good period of time was spent playing a new card game with Kimball and Liz. We ate passion-fruit coconut cheesecake with hot chocolate one day, and waffles the next day. Not a bad use of time.
